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Post by jester on Mar 7, 2009 4:04:28 GMT -6
Nothing funny happens to me...then again, I only go see small or unsigned bands. However, my sister-in-law does have one story. You may find it funny, you may not.
Couple of years ago Kib (that is, my sister-in-law) went to see HIM in little old brumtown (Birmingham). It was all going fine; Ville still had his shirt on, no-one had fallen over, there hadn't been any screw ups...the usual stuff that goes wrong hadn't. But of course something was going to happen - after all, Kib was there. So towards the end of the gig (and several pints later) Ville decides that the shirt is coming off. My now tipsy sister-in-law turns into a squeaky little fan girl (which normal she doesn't do) and decidely screams at the top of her voice...(wait for it)...
"GET NAKED VILLE"
To which he replied "I'm not getting paid enough love". It's far to say that she is remembered for that. A lot of people, when asked who Kib is, people will now make a comment along the lines of 'Isn't she the one that told Ville to strip?'
I think she did something similar at a 69 eyes gig...only 'twas aimed at Jussi. But to be fair, had it had been Jussi I would have done the same thing.
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Post by Mistress Angie on Mar 14, 2009 23:34:13 GMT -6
OMFG That's fuckin' hysterical! If I had alot to drink in me too, to be fair to her, I'd probably scream out something similar ^_~ ( and Jussi too, lol)
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Post by shortmisslavada on May 3, 2009 21:46:54 GMT -6
!!!!
I'm really jealous. See nobody ever comes to Mississippi and on the rare occasion that they do (When Good Charlotte, Avenged Sevenfold came), something screwed up happens and I can't go.
I know its sad that I haven't been to my first concert yet... T_T
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kissofdeath6661
Woman in Love
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Post by kissofdeath6661 on May 17, 2009 17:03:57 GMT -6
awee -hugs-
come to NY and we can see mayhem together this year!!! aha
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Post by BriVicious6 on Jun 26, 2010 21:34:46 GMT -6
I HAVE ONE! (finally haha)
Ok, I went to see my hometown band KoRn play with 2cents and The Lords of Ruin earlier this June(before my 16th birthday). I was in the pit when The Lords of Ruin came on. They were ok, but I was paying more attention to the two strippers onstage dancing on the poles (Yes, Im bisexual, shut up :]) I watched the strippers the whole set and when it was over I went to get a pepsi.
I RAN INTO the singer of the Lords of Ruin and he just randomly asked me if I liked the show. I couldn't lie, so I replied, "I don't remember any of it, I was paying attention to the hot chicks onstage." HIS FACE WAS PRICELESS! Like O.O
But then again, I was 15 at the time, talking about hot strippers XD I thought it was funny, especially when the singer just walked away from me.
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Post by Arayna on Jun 26, 2010 22:22:36 GMT -6
XD i love it
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Post by nola on Jun 30, 2010 3:30:11 GMT -6
Oh god, where the hell do I start? ?? Lmao, I can't even remember half of the bands I've seen live since there have been so many, let alone the stories from the shows! Right, let me wrack my brains............................................................................................AHA! I can tell you the story behind my siggy now, so yeah basically I flashed 2/9ths of Slipknot! I was up on the balcony at the show, and caught Mick's attention by doing the ever so seductive 'will I or wont I flash you?' dance around with my top, while he's playing and staring right at me. Then Jim notices him looking, and heads over. BANG! Top went up as soon as I saw him look up at me ;D I'd never flashed anyone before but I'd had a few beers and thought 'fuck it'........................and they both seemed pretty impressed since they were making 'come down here' motions to me with their hands hahahaha! It makes me happy I gave them something nice to look at during the set Another time would have been when my bro and I went to see S.O.A.D, and Static X supported. After their set Wayne came out into the crowd to watch Spineshank's set, and I asked him for his autograph and since I didn't have paper I was like 'ahhhh just sign my stomach' and he was like 'yeah sure' and because he's taller than me he had to kneel down in front of me to sign my tummy lol, and this guy walks past him and goes 'STATIC! YOU LUCKY BASTARD MAN!' to which Wayne just looks up at me, grins and yells back 'yeah I know!' I WENT AS RED AS THE TEXT ON THIS FORUM LADIES!!!!!!!!! My brother was standing next to me dying at how shy I'd gone, and I just smiled and gave Wayne a hug before he continued signing things for other fans, and afterwards I helped navigate their old guitarist (the guy before Tripp) around the mean streets of Wolverhampton since he got lost lmao! Erm......................there's gotta be more...............................OH YEAH! Ozzfest, 2002, while Ozzy's set was on we found a gap in the fence that lead to the backstage area set up at Donnington, so me and my friend Beth (assisted by a GORGEOUS guy I'd met that day called Louie) climbed through the gap and sat up on this hill, perhaps getting the best view of the stage and backstage out of anyone there ;D and when I security man cam up to kick us out again I used my gift of the gab and talked him into letting us stay there, I said 'look we're fucked from moshing all day, we're not going to go and bother the bands backstage, we just wanna watch God play his set (God = Ozzy Osbourne) and drink our beers in peace' and the security guy was like 'oh go on then!' and let us stay, YIPEE! Erm..............yeah there's still bound to be more........................I'll just write a few snippets of what I can remember.........................getting a lovely great big cuddle from Chi Cheng of Deftones (he gives such nice hugs!)......................having Stephen Carpenter stood up on a wall signing peoples tickets, and me shouting 'hey up there big dude!' and him replying 'hey down there little dude! Did you enjoy the show?' and shaking my hand after he'd signed my ticket, and I'd told them just how many tonns of ass they'd kicked that night (their set was BREATHTAKING!)..................................being the only girl brave enough to go into the pit at most gigs.............................meeting Toyah Wilcox backstage twice when my fellas band supported her on two dates of her tour recently (and my boyfriend stealing her Earl Grey tea from the rider after she'd gone LOL! Whenever anyone comes to our house now I point at it and say 'that's Toyah's tea!) And with that I think I've rambled on enough! ;D I bet I can remember more though if you give me time...........................oh, berating Soulfly's roadies for chattering away in Portuguese when I couldn't understand a work they were saying while I was standing having a smoke with them before the gig, they thought I was funny lol!
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Post by ~LiVi~ on Jun 30, 2010 9:20:51 GMT -6
I loved that one! Umm.....let me think......oh yeah! I went to this concert in 2008(Slipknot and someone else) and a friend and I got across the barrier of the mosh pit without being noticed by a guard and let me freaking tell you,it was so freaking amazing. I dared my friend to climb up behind a speaker on stage,she did and someone found her back there. She was dragged up to corey and he was all 'You are one badass chick,you got any friends out there?' My friend was freaking scared out of her mind and just pointed at where she thought I was but I had taken off back into the crowd. When she got to the car almost three hours later,she had gotten pictures with all the band members and gotten her arms signed.I was all 'no freaking way' and all she said was 'believe it sister.' My friend was a couple years older than me so I acted like a little spoiled brat all the way home.
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Post by BriVicious6 on Jul 1, 2010 3:53:05 GMT -6
Ok your friend is one lucky girl!!!!! I have another, I honestly can't believe I forgot about this one. So my dad and I decided to have some father-daughter time, and what better place to go to spend it? A concert! We went to see escape the fate(I had money but my dad got us in free because a dj for a local radio show outside the show loved my dad's hat and gave us two free tix!) and mind you, escape the fate is a band mostly teenagers love, so my dad was the most big and old person there XD To describe my dad; If Kerry King of Slayer was mexican, that's what my dad would look like My dad got us up close to the stage because no one had the balls to say anything when he pushed us forward. So I told my dad, "Dad, they're fucking scared of you!" and he said, "All this power... what to do?" Then he got this weird smile on his face and said, "Watch this!" He made a serious face and looked forward, so did I. Then I got a whif of a HORRIBLE FART! XD Everyone turned to me and I pointed to my dad, who just looked ahead with a stone cold face, and they looked away fast. So they had to suffer in my dad's fart the whole time ETF was on! Ah man, you had to of been there to understand! My dad and I are like best friends, he's only 18 years older than me and such a metal head
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Post by nola on Jul 2, 2010 3:11:37 GMT -6
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Post by ~LiVi~ on Jul 2, 2010 9:20:15 GMT -6
OH MY GOD!!!! I am still laughing from that!! Yeah,my friend is a couple years older than me and it seems like older people get the perks all the time.
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Post by Arayna on Jul 2, 2010 21:21:34 GMT -6
I have a story, but its a backstage story. So, last year I went to warped tour(the show in buffalo NY), and after the show, me and my friends (2 guys and a girl) got in backstage, we had passes. The bands were freakishly cool, 3 of the bands were hanging out BBQ-ing. Keep in mind that the bands hung out in trailers, or their buses, because the concerts were outside, so the "backstage" area was basically a picnic area. Anywho, a certain lead singer from a band, that I can't say the name of for legal purposes -_-, started flirting with me. I figured a hot guy in a semi famous band may be kind of a playboy, so I wasnt gonna take him too seriously, but after about 15 minutes he asked if I wanted to go back to his tour bus. I gave him this seductive look and said I'm not that easy and he would have to work harder. So for about an hour, he was following me around, being flirty, putting his arm around me and stuff. So finally I was like you know what fuck it, you only live once right? I was sitting on his lap while he was sitting on a lawn chair thing, and we started making out. A few minutes go by and OUT OF NOWHERE this malibu Barbie wannabe runs up to us screaming "GET THE FUCK OFF HIM!! HE'S MINE!!" and as soon as he heard her voice, he groaned as muttered "Fuck, its that bitch again". This groupie runs up to me and tries to pull me off of him, the whole time she's screaming "HE'S MINE! HE LOVES ME!" So he got up and pushed her away from me and says to her "I told you to stop fucking coming to our shows, I'm not interested. I told you it was just sex and you agreed" and then this crazy bitch goes "You don't mean it. You like me, I know you do, you're just hooking up with this nasty shit to make me jealous" So I got in her face and asked her to repeat what she said. This dumb barbie wannabe tries to take a swing at me, but I literally just stepped out of the way and she tripped over the lawn chair. So I laugh, and she gets up screaming "He nut inside me! I'm gonna be pregnant with his baby! He doesn't love you" But after a few more minutes of this, security took her away.
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Post by ladygeds on Jul 4, 2010 7:20:29 GMT -6
I need to get to a show baaaaad! Good thng I'll be seeing Rob Zombie this month........
The latest funny story I have was Judas Priest's "Angel of Retribution" tour. I've had a crush on K.K. Downing and Glenn Tipton since I was 13. Anyway, I get a little wild at shows and I decided to flash K.K. my girls (I was in the 3rd row). He doesn't even look, but Rob Halford did. He winked and blew me a kiss. I haven't stopped getting teased by my friends that I caught the eye of the gay guy in the band.
Back in the day, i.e., my teen years, there were several. I saw FasterPussycat on the "Wake Me When It's Over" tour (I think they opened for KISS). During "House of Pain", I lit my Bic lighter and the damn thing melted, the top rolled off and went into the row infront of me into someone's chair. They were standing up but did a funny tap dance like they were going to 'stop-drop-and-roll'.
Same show, I was pretty buzzed from a contact high and the next day was Easter. When I staggered home, my Mom had left a trail of chocolate eggs from the livingroom all the way to my bed, on which a huge purple Easter basket was. I was in such an altered state I remember thinking it was great that the Easter bunny stopped by and how sad it was because I was 15 and it might be the last time he ever left me anything.
On the "Flesh and Blood" tour, Poison attracted many interesting people at their shows. I watched one guy in the nosebleeds blessing people like he was Jesus and people so stoned they hung over the railings and fell to the cement floor, breaking limbs. Those are pretty sad things, but what makes me laugh was the bitch next to me saying to her friend as they brought the kids out on stretchers, "Oh great....they'll get to meet Bret!"
KISS (Hot In The Shade Tour), Little Caesar and Slaughter, my friends and I stood on our seats to get a good view. My friend, Serina, was so into it, pumping her fist in the air and headbanging that when security came by for the millionth time to tell us to get down, her fist went right in the security guard's face. She looked mortified at what happened. It amazes me that we weren't thrown out.
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Post by BriVicious6 on Jul 12, 2010 18:21:01 GMT -6
My friend, Serina, was so into it, pumping her fist in the air and headbanging that when security came by for the millionth time to tell us to get down, her fist went right in the security guard's face. She looked mortified at what happened. It amazes me that we weren't thrown out. HAHA! I'm just like Serina at shows, I really get into it and throw my arms around, screaming nonsense XD I forgot to add the time when I went to see Mudvayne and the singer was wearing a monkey suit the whole time. Does he do that at every show? Anyone know? OH, and I'm going to the Uproar Festival in September to see A7X, stone sour, halestorm, and others. I hope to come back with many funny concert stories!!!
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Post by BriVicious6 on Jul 12, 2010 18:24:26 GMT -6
You dad is the Mexican Kerry King equivalent then?.............................................................................................I think I just died at the mental picture......................damn!!!! I've got a thing for Mexican guys ;D hehehe! You have a thing for mexican guys? Then you should come and meet my cousins! ;D jk jk
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