Bam's Baby Sister

I sit on the bench at the airport waiting on Bam to come and pick me up. I'm a day early because I want to spend sometime with my mom and dad before I have to go and do the movie with the guys. I guess they thought it was time to have a girl in the cast. Oh well at least I get to hang out with all my old friends and my brother. But I've changed alot since the last time they seen me. I put streaks in my hair. I've become more a "gothic" since the last time they saw me. I wonder if they'll remember me. And I've also gotten more piercing. Last time they saw me I only had my ears done. Now I have my ears done the whole way around and my lip pierced three times. Oh and I can't forget my nose being pierced now too. I doubt they even know who I am now. I wonder if Bam's changed any? Oh the rest of the guys? I wonder if mom and dad are gonna flip out on me for all the changes I've done to myself. I sigh slightly and look around the airport. Bam's late... AGAIN. Last time he was late too. He's always late when it comes to me. I don't know why but he is. I sigh again and run my fingers through my bangs. Just then someone taps on my shoulder.

Person: "Hey I'm looking for my buddy's sister but I can't seem to find her anywhere."

I look up to see Johnny Knoxville. I smirk and shake my head.

Me: "Can't even remember one of your best friend's little sister."

Johnny stares at me for a minute and blinks a few times.

Johnny: "Ashley?"

Me: "Knoxville?"

He smiles slightly and lets out a laugh.

Johnny: "Wow Bam's baby sister grew up on me."

Me: "I'm not a baby, Knoxville."

He rolls his eyes.

Johnny: "Fine. Bam's little sister grew up on me."

Me: "I do have a name Knoxville."

Johnny raises an eyebrow and his smile widens.

Johnny: "And what would that be?"

I stand up and poke him in the chest.

Me: "You're so weird."

He laughs and pokes my shoulder gently.

Johnny: "But you're weirder. Now grab your bags and let's get a move on it. If we don't Bam will have me skinned alive."

Me: "Hmmmm..... this is a hard choice. Have you skinned alive or follow you ass to my brother's... Hmmm...... I think I'll follow."

Johnny: "Awe you do care about me!"

I laugh poking him again in the chest.

Me: "No, I just miss my brother and my parents."

He laughs and grabs a couple of my bags and I grab the one that's left.

Me: "Awe you are a sweetheart!"

Johnny: "No I just don't want to get skinned alive!"

We both laugh and walk out of the airport. That's when I see my brother leaning on side of his beloved hummer. I couldn't help but roll my eyes. Johnny and I walk over to the hummer and Bam stares at me for a minute.

Bam: "Ashley?"

Me: "Yeah."

Bam looks surprised and just stares.

Johnny: "She got hot didn't she."

Bam glares at Johnny and looks pissed.

Bam: "Dude she's my baby sister!"

Me: "BRANDON! I'm not a baby!"

Bam: "You'll always be my baby sister, Ash."

Me: "Whatever. Let's go. I wanna see mom and dad."

Bam: "You don't wanna talk to me."

He pretends to pout.I shake my head and rolls my eyes.

Me: "Bam grow up."

Johnny laughs.

Johnny: "She sure told you Bam."

Me: "You guys are weird. Now come on. I still have to call Johnny to tell him I'm in."

Johnny: "But I'm right here."

I smack him on the back of the head and roll my eyes.

Me: "Not you!"

Johnny rubs the back of his head.

Johnny: "Oh you mean you lover."

Me: "He's not my lover anymore Knoxville."

Bam: "Oh yeah that's right you guys broke it off."

Me: "Good boy Bam at least now I know you do have a brain in that hallow head of yours."

Bam rolls his eyes.

Bam: "Let's go dipshits."

I glare at him.

Bam: "Sorry Ash. Dipshit and baby sister."

I sigh heavily. That's something I'm never going to live down no matter how hard I try. I'll always be Bam's baby sister.

Me: "Let's just go kiddies."

We all get in the car after the guys load it up with my stuff into the back. I sit in the backseat and Knoxville sits up front. The guys talk about random shit on the way home while I stare out the window. Soon we arrive at Bam's Castle or whatever he calls it anymore. We all get out and the guys grab my bags. I follow them shyly to the front door.

Me: "Who's all here?"

Bam: "Everyone. They all are excited to see my baby sister again."

I glare at him as he opens the door. As soon as I walk in I'm attacked by a hug from my mom.

Me: "MOM!"

I hug her back smiling and she smiles back.

April: "How have you been?"

Me: "Good good. Just really excited to be back."

I see my dad and run over. I give him a hug and he hugs me back.

Phil: "Great to see you again Ash."

Me: "It's great to see the both of you!"

Bam: "Where's everyone else?"

April: "Hello to you to Brandon."

Bam cringes at the sound of his real name.

Bam: "Whatever."

Dad and I let go of our hug.

Phil: "They're out back."

Johnny grabs my hand and drags me out to the back yard followed by Bam who I'm sure is glaring. Bam has always been really protect of me. Once outside I'm attacked by hugs from everyone I swear. In the end I push everyone away.

Steve-o: "What's your problem?"

Me: "I. Need. To. BREATH!"

They all laugh and I roll my eyes.

Dunn: "So you'll be joining us on the new Jackass movie?"

Me: "Well Duh that's why I'm here."

Chris: "Damn girl you got hot."

Steve-o: "I have thinking the same thing."

Bam: "GUYS! She's my baby sister!"

Me: "BAM! God I'm not a fuckin baby anymore!!"

I stomp back inside and into the living room ploping down on the couch. Mom and dad are still here.

April: "what's wrong sweetie?"

Me: "Bam! He keeps calling me his baby sister. I'm twenty fucking two years old! I'm not a baby anymore!"

Phil: "Yeah but to him your still his baby sister."

Me: "Yeah whatever."

I get up off the couch and walk over to the phone. I still hadn't gotten the chance to call Johnny. I pick up the phone and dial his number. After about five rings he answers.

Johnny: "Hello?"

Me: "Hey Johnny!"

Johnny: "Ashley! How was the trip?"

Me: "Good up until I swear everyone is calling me Bam's Baby Sister."

Johnny: "Do you wanna come home?"

Me: "No. I just want everyone to realize that I'm not a baby anymore. I'm 22 years old. I'm a big girl now. I can take care of myself."

Johnny: "Well if you ever want to come home just call. I'll get you a ticket to where ever I am."

Me: "Awe! Now I see why you asked if I wanted to come home."

April and Phil look at me as I smile brightly.

Johnny: "Yes I do miss you! So do the guys. We miss our She-Devil."

I laugh shaking my head. This is why I don't mind being around Johnny. He knows me better then anyone in the world.

Me: "Well I'll be back after the movie is done."

Johnny: *whines* "Oooooookay."

We both brust out laughing and April and Phil just keep staring at me.

Me: "Love ya Johnny and I'll call you later. I kinda made a fool outta myself outside. So I'm gonna-"

Johnny: "Go back and try to fix it?"

Me: "Exactly. You're my mind reader Johnny. Love ya and talk to you later."

Johnny: "Love you too. And don't forget to call me!"

I laugh.

Me: "I won't forget. Bye Johnny."

Johnny: "Bye Ashley."

We both hang up and I turn around to see everyone standing there smiling.

Me: "What?!"

Bam: "He's not my lover anymore. YEAH RIGHT!"

I glare at Bam and start to open my mouth to say something but...

Steve-o: **coos** "Love ya Johnny and I'll call you later."

I glare at him too.

Dunn: "I won't forget.Bye Johnny." **dramatic sigh**

I glare at them all.

April: "JOHNNY!"

Johnny looks over at her.

Johnny: "Yes?"

April: "Why don't you show Ashley her room?"

All the guys, but Knoxville, starts laughing his ass off.

Me: "Just tell me where it's at. I'll do it myself!"

They all stop laughing once I yelled.

Johnny: "I can help you no big deal."

Me: "I'd rather do it myself."

Bam: "Sorry it was just so funny sis. I'll help you."

Me: "Fine whatever."

Bam and the a few of the guys start taking my bags up to my room. I follow them up and notice that they're sitting everything on the bed. After they got everything to the room I thank them and chase them out of the room. What? At least I said thanks to them! I don't even unpack knowing that tomorrow afternoon I'm out of here.